Yummy, yummy, tummy tummy. Let us luxuriate in the comfort of our soft, delicious centers, aka the middle figure. Because who wouldn’t exchange a whole six pack of Fanta for a sweet and frosty Strawberry Daiquiri. Mix me a virgin please.

Points of note:

1. For suits cut from a single cloth, opt for something with some distractions around the center: ruching, pattern, ruffles. Should you ignore this caution, you might end up looking like Queen Latifah on the American Idol finale. Bless her yummy tummy, she should have taken lessons from her lower figured protege, Lil Rounds.
2. If you prefer a paired swim trunk and top, look into the tankini. For best results, the waistband should extend to the fullest part of your center, where it will smooth and flatten. The hem will then skim your core ending at a flared hem on the hip.