The inaugural swim social is imminent. If the thought of such unequivocal exposure elicits involuntary wincing, the occasion has arisen for a super suit. One which will allow your figure’s unique virtues to shimmer.

I make no qualms about excluding bikinis from the super suit category. The bikini-clad are consistently the focus of fashion mortifications in the preface of teen magazines, and super suits should never embarrass you.

Today we start with the linear figure. A particularly shy specimen of sunbathers. While her abdomen is straight so is the rest of her. Below we’ve outlined a resolution plan specifically for her.

Points of note:

1. Add a touch of romance wherever you want to emphasize a curve. If your lack gusto in the busto, ornament it: ruffles, bows, and high necklines all give the illusion of fullness.
2. To create curvy hips apply a belt, side ties, fringe, or other feminine details.

PS: The black suit comes with a removable halter, I recommend using it unless you too want to be featured as a caution to 14-year-old girls across the nation.