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Closet-Palooza: How to Clean Your Closet


A sneak-peak of my new custom closet, compliments of easyclosets.com

Closet cleanses should be undertaken somberly and consistently. As a new season is budding, as a new life calling is dawning, as you find yourself glazing over at the threshold of your wardrobe’s abyss, all of these indicate optimal conditions for a purging, especially if you find yourself wondering if you could do with a bigger closet (which you could check out right here) but that is what closet cleanses are for right? To put your mind at ease.

Below are specific pre-requisites to ensure a safe, successful procedure:

  • An uninterrupted block of time
    to clearly compare the best and worst in your closet
  • Sharp, clean, distributed lighting
    natural lighting is best for evaluating the effect of color
  • Full length mirror
    every angle should be visible
  • Makeup free face
    to avoid clothing stains
  • Shape stabilized figure
    apply bra, shapers, etc.
  • A trustworthy, opinionated friend
    while husbands are accessible, they aren’t always patient

The 5 Piles

1. Keep: When you walk by the mirror in these items, it should compel a brief pause, during which a smile flutters across your face. It doesn’t have to be fancy, but it does have to flatter.

2. Archive: Are your winter boots currently residing in company with your flip flops? For shame, keeping seasonally distinct items in a single closet (even in Arizona) not only makes for fashion overwhelm, but it also makes your clothes very sad. It’s like serving tuna with peanut butter, it just isn’t right. Now for those items that you loved upon purchased, proceeded to wear for a straight fortnight, and in consequence is now prematurely jaded, I suggest archival. Archive all that is tired, seasonally inappropriate, or just inconclusive. Then reassess in 3-6 months, and ditch anything you’re still not ready to wear immediately. Don’t underestimate the thrill of fashion reunion.

This is not however a dumping ground for fashion memorabilia. If you don’t plan to wear it within the calendar year, take a picture of it and donate it.

3. Repair: Immediately place items that are soiled, torn, de-buttoned, or otherwise injured in a fashion ambulance. If they have not been hemmed, cleaned, or repaired within a week, consider how much these items mean to you.

4. Give-Away: Donate items that don’t fit your body or style but are in good condition. If you are having a difficult time parting with an item that no longer flatters your figure, find a specific friend or charity to give it to. Or better yet, organize a clothing exchange, in which friends can bring all their items that are in good condition, but no longer employed by their closets.

5. Throw-Away: Items that are stained, torn, or otherwise beyond repair. Enough said.

Removal tips for stubborn squatters
every item in your closet should be paying rent with useful wear

  • Hang all your garments backwards (with the hook facing open towards you.) As you wear a garment replace it in the closet in the reverse direction. If you have transposed hangers at the end of twelve months, item extermination should be executed.
  • If you struggle to part with a well-loved, but useless item of attire, take a picture of it. Write a story to accompany the image, draw therapeutic hearts and stars around it if it helps, but abandon the actual item.

 

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Closet-Palooza: Dressing Room Dysfunctions


For “what is your closet but the different personas we have auditioned and discarded? Hanging there in our closets are reminders, both good and bad, of who we are, who we’ve been, and who we’ve hoped to be.” Tim Gunn

my closet’s blank slate
Before we can pursue the solution, let us address the problem. Below are some stereotypical closets, which require immediate intervention.



Diagnosis-the torture chamber
Inside this ambry lie items endowed with the powers of self-flagellation and holy glorification. Items are distinguished primarily by size: smallish, mediumish, largish.  If the body is enrobed in smallish clothes with minimal wrestling, the day is deemed good and the wearer is appraised acceptable. Her closet exists to punish and reward her.

Prescription-editing

Back up sizes should be either be removed completely or hidden from the forefront of your personal showroom.  If it doesn’t fit and flatter fire it.  You are the closet CEO and board and all the items exist to serve your interests, not the reverse.

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Diagnosis: the museum
Inside this cold storage lies a rich, tangible history. The frock worn when eyes were first laid on Romeo hangs next to her cheerleader’s glory guise, her wedding ensemble is pressed beside the blouse donned during the debut of her most favorite episode of Downton Abby. Her closet is sentimental rather than functional.


Prescription-archive
This closet needs to relocate to the basement.  If items are kept they need to remain out of site, in protective garment bags. Better yet, take a picture and donate the actual item.

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Diagnosis-the rubbish bin
This rumpled receptacle vomits when opened. In the refuse there may be well-made trousers in need of hemming, scuffed designer leather boots, a favorite silk shell stained with soy sauce, a cashmere sweater dined on by moths. This closet lacks discipline and sanitation.


Prescription-Boundaries
Start with a clothing ambulance in which all injured items are rushed to repair or taken to the clothing morgue.  Continue convalescence in a boundary intensive wardrobe sanitarium.

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Diagnosis-The Disjointed Den
Trends from all different directions exist here. There are many items lying dormant and undisturbed, brooding with the irritation of their un-removed price tags. Sometimes this disorder is caused by a simple split personality: work is straightforward and boring, personal life is over the top to make up for the difference. Two different languages are unable to blend and conjugate a single look.  Other times it’s ugly clothism evidenced in the un-equal representation of anemic bottoms against plentiful tops.  It’s as if there are only nouns without any verbs or prepositions.  Whatever the cause, this schizophrenic wardrobe is unable to communicate a cohesive outfit.


Prescription-Unification
Mend the sartorial union by declaring an official signature style.  This cooperative lexicon will help you your clothing to converse.  Next make sure your vocabulary is rich with equal representation from each of the clothing categories.

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Diagnosis-The Repeat
This sideboard encloses one style of twin set in five different colors, the only visible pattern is vertical stripes, and the floor is veiled with a colony of sensible black shoes. This area acts as a mechanical uniform dispenser.


Prescription-Inspiration
Install a pin board and collage aspirations from magazines, catalogs, blogs, and especially your own successes.

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Whether you wardrobe represents one or many of these examples, we will be purging them, psychological dispositions and all. Next up is your 5 step closet recovery program.  In the end you’ll have a wardrobe you can actually wear.


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Contact Dimitri at 800-910-0129 ext.104
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my interim make shift, looking very nigh the rubbish bin
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