To answer the ponderous question: should I buy it? We must enter into a series of complex computations outlined below. (actually it’s simple addition, but why miss out on an opportunity to feel grandiose)
The elegant answer is, if you are able to accumulate a sum greater than 10, the item can come home with you.
Do you feel an irrepressible urge to twirl a bit. A full 360 degree pirouette is worthy of a 3. A 45 degree swishy deems a 2. A static glance garners a 1. But a 180 pausing grimace earns a well deserved 0.
1-3 pts How well is it going to hold up?
Here’s a hint. Items on the sales floor wear similarly to items in your closet. If the cloth is snagged, or the buttons are hanging weakly, or the zipper is missing teeth, take caution. There’s a reason why “cut from the same cloth” is a popular cliche. It doesn’t matter if your item is flawless, if its friends are suffering, it won’t be long before the item in your closet reaches the same state.
1-3 pts How many times am I going to wear it?
Is this item a hero in your core wardrobe (3)? Or a peripheral character making a cameo appearance (1)? Or is this item already fairly represented in your closet? Buying multiple closet stars leads to angst, jealousy, and possible mutiny. If it’s a repeat, it better be a replacement.
1-3 pts How much does it cost?
Even though this category has a number associated with it, it is still one of the most subjective. In truth we’re not evaluating straight forward cost, we’re assessing value. A few hints: invest in things that have a complex function and buy simple services as cheaply as possible. Comfortable 4 inch heels have a complex function; comfortable flip flops have a simple function. Well fitted trousers – complex; stretchy camisole-simple. If something gets a low value value ranking (less than 2 pts) wait until it goes on sale and see if the item can redeem itself.
This strategy allows for trendy items that you only plan to wear for a season. And it allows for core pieces that require more of an investment. Buying items that are 10 ensure that your look will always rank in the double digits.
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I’m still going crazy over that necklace you wore on March 3rd. I can’t find it here in Utah and was wondering if you knew the name of the necklace so I could find it online.
Or, if it is at your store (Scottsdale?) I am going to be there tomorrow and I would make a detour to get it! Yeah, I am crazy!
Anna-
Fret not. Here is the 411 on the necklace. It’s called the Mustard & Sage Necklace on page 32 of the September 08 Catalog. It also goes by the Floral Geo Bib Necklace in the register inventory. The store SKU is 15353360. If you call catalog at (800) 309-2500 with this information; they’ll find it for you.
Or you can come to the Kierland Commons, Scottsdale store tomorrow (Saturday) between 1 and 6 pm and ask for me, and I’ll make sure you get one.