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Fitting Room Empress


Since when did you become subservient to your wardrobe? Your clothing exists to serve you. You own every piece in your closet, and it is there to do your bidding. If your clothing is sloppy, or binding, or frumpy, banish them from your kingdom.

Fashion exists to make you feel pretty. The greatest honor you could offer a piece of clothing is to invite it into your empire. When it fails to do your body justice – it should be ashamed. It should feel ashamed and skulk back to the retail floor in hopes that it can do better work for a different empress.

When you enter a dressing room, you’re inviting those pieces to an interview. Try each piece on to evaluate what it does for your body. Go shopping like you’re a human resources director. Different clothes serve different roles. They offer structure, they highlight features, they ensure you are showing respect for yourself and those you encounter. Your body doesn’t need to change to fit into clothing. However, you may need to tailor or alter clothing to fit your body.

This is not debatable. This is a fact. Comprende? you: sovereign queen, clothes: menial serfs. Rule your closet with a firm hand and it will serve you well.

Feed me fashionably fresh

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thankyou, Thank You, tHanKYoU, THANKS

Were it at all feasible, I would compose a handwritten thank you card for you. Artfully penned on linen paper and protected with vellum. I, your note, and an exquisite pastry would arrive at your door step for a tète-à-tète regarding the repercussions of your philanthropy.

But as my powers over time and space are sadly inadequate, I posted rote congratulatory announcements on each of the latte-versary gifts. If you listed your e-mail address, I sent you a paypal invoice. If your e-mail contact was unavailable, please contact me at nierecovery@gmail.com at your earliest convenience. If you respond with payment by 10 am, Friday, December 19th, I will ship your treasure priority for Christmas arrival.

Thank you for exhibiting goodness, niceness, wonderfulness. I wish you an emotionally decadent holiday and the prettiest of Christmas frocks.

Now please, go get yourself an edible pleasure, preferably with a seasonally appropriate twist, and come back later for Fitting Room Friday.

Feed me fashionably fresh

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