Doctor’s offices: an opportunity for immunizations and unfair comparisons.
Mothers are left to comfort their pricked and pigeonholed babies while M dot Ds barrage them with interrogations such as:
Is baby pointing to body parts?
Has baby stopped drinking from a bottle?
Is baby eating a variety of finger foods?
Is baby’s vocabulary rapidly expanding?
I believe these questions are a self important scheme to give stethoscope squires something to converse and advise concerning before they sharp stick unsuspecting tiny people (baby Bagleys collected 6 shots in total).
I abide the day when my family practitioner will ask important questions like:
Can Coco drop it likes it’s hot?
Can Coco hunt down milk like a drug dog?
Can Coco negotiate turns at high speeds even when Mommy has secured her shoes to the opposite feet?
Can Coco incorporate current trends into her own signature style?
(illustrations of this particular milestone follows)
Seventies Sophisticate As illustrated by Ellie Tahari & Chloe. |
Elephantito Tunic Dress procured on Gilt Groupe |
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