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Calling all voluptuous vixens, flourishing somewhere subsequent to position 4 of the English alphabet. You stand no chance of being transposed with the wall or the flower pressed up against it. No, your extravagantly garnished torso is an unmistakably glitzy hallmark.

You require no additional ornamentation, because you come equipped with the ultimate ornaments. Your fill your blouses and dresses with excitement and glamour. Echoing the silver screen silhouettes of Sophia Loren and Marilyn Monroe, or modern sirens like Salma Hayek.

And because of it, gravity can not keep its greedy hands off of your anatomical dowry. Your back must battle ferociously to keep your soldiers somewhere in the vicinity of your bustline, and at some point in your life, you’ve probably been temporarily scarred by the indent of a bra strap.

Cower no more, there are weapons of refuge. Below is a breakdown of some of the key points in your arsenal.

But first, lets discuss your Commander’s Intent. If you and your bra accomplish nothing else , you must accomplish this. Your breasts should rest like little soldiers half way between your shoulder and elbow. They must not be allowed to do reconnaissance inside your armpits or scout along your navel. They should be positioned straight forward, at attention.

This mission is not without its costs. But this is undeniably the most important item in your wardrobe, and considering cost per wear, it is definitely worth the investment. One bra is not going to be appropriate for every offense, but a series of wise investments can also attack 10 lbs, 10 years, and at least 10 gaps between blouse buttons. Venus below is your bra armory.

If you trot into Victoria Secret, you will be offered some type of demi push up bra; that is the secret behind Victoria. Padding has its place, but they are not the appropriate supplier for you. What you need is full coverage. One option is the lined, formed cup. These babies hold their shape even when not loaded. And they are going to give you the smoothest look under t-shirts or other fitted garments. I highly recommend Le Mystere for shape and durability. It comes in a plethora of sizes and the Raspberry color is currently on sale for $29.99.

For maximum support, you actually need a seamed bra. Bra seams are a point of strength so don’t let this lacy little Freya bra fool you. With three seams, it is a dynamo power house of comfort and support. And some ladies aren’t properly cupped by a pre-molded bra. Seamed bras are the mothers and grandmothers of molded bras, and they come with a wealth of wisdom and experience. Get this one for $49.99.

Now, there are times for button up blouses which means there are times for minimizers. The cups of a minimizer bra are designed to reduce the projection of the breasts. Instead of points, the breast is held in a firm mound. The cup shape is designed with a wider diameter and a shorter projection. Your malleable breast tissue is flattened and moved toward your arms, center cleavage, up your chest and down towards your waist. In general, a minimizer bra will reduce your breast circumference as follows: B cup reduces 1/2″, C cup reduces 3/4″, D cup reduces 1″, DD cup and larger reduces 1-1/4″ or possibly more. But don’t think that you can buy a smaller size for more minimizing effect. All you will get is an ill-fitting bra.

The other important aspect of this option is the lack of underwire. Contrary to popular belief the underwire is not an essential element for bra support. For some, especially for those with curious wanderers, the underwire pokes into the sides of the tissue. This eliminates the problem without compromising support.

Now, for your outer offense, in front of your breasted bastion. Your optimum option is actually fitted, demi shirts. Now don’t misunderstand. I am not recommending over exposure. In fact all the bras I’ve recommended won’t permit it. What I’m recommending is a modest scoop neck, v neck, or square neck. Anything that exposes your lovely clavicles. A high chunky neck can quickly turn into a second chin. And covering up a large bust creates the “Mommy Jean” effect: a formidable, uninterrupted line of flesh. Instead, break into up into visually consumable pieces.

Now go, I’ve given you several affordable options, shop and protect. Arm your army of two.

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While plenteous peonies may not be able to escape public pageantry, your delicate blooms have their own subtle set of advantages.

Their are several sources of attraction on this earth, and not all of them are rewarding. Take for example the interplay between the earth itself and a matron’s chest. Recall that gravity is the force of attraction between two objects. The planet Earth acting as paramount, pulling its inhabitants and in this case, their terra tangeant bosoms towards its prodigious center. But ahh…., not all gravities are created equal. Gravity’s force is proportional to the product of the participating masses. Less masseous bosoms = less powerful gravity. And should your upper trunk reach into celestial heights, gravity’s effect continues to diminish as the square of the distance increases. So whether we’re talking about literal or metaphorical apples, Newton’s law applies to your benefit. Your back need only grapple casually against the grabby earth resulting in superior comfort and sprightly shape.

The lightly endowed pixie, can jump on a trampoline or sprint on pavement the second she slips off her pumps. AA & A chests have spontaneous benefits over the latter letters of the alphabet.

Now leaving the practical aside, let’s address aesthetics. Honor the elegance of a subtly lined body, over whose angles certain garments drape more finely. Sometimes va’s and voom’s interrupt the architecture of a garment. If you don’t believe me, believe the gamine effect of Audrey Hepburn or Natalie Portman.

Leaving our strongly supported case for delicate elegance, lets discuss proper dressings. The truth is this, there is not a single bra that will work in every occasion. That applies to every letter in the mammary family. Below are suggestions for building the nymphet’s bra trousseau.

You alone can obtain all the support you need from a diaphanous soft cup like the Soft Illusions Bralette. And contrary to what your Auntie tells you, you can in fact wear this to full allure. Particularly if you have narrow hips balanced against the line of a narrow bust. The smooth seamless jersey will divulge nothing of your sensitive secrets below. And if Auntie needs another counterpoint to “you’ll never attract a man in a training bra,” tell her the seduction of transparency can be just as flirtatious as bulging contours.

Now suppose you are at the opera in your fancy schmancy dress. As you dawn your equally fancy shmancy bra, remember the term “balconette” comes from gentleman in the balcony of a theater looking down upon ladies. A balconette bra had the advantage of invisibility from above. With this in mind you might reconsider the depth of your neckline.

But regardless of what you choose to expose to the upper seats, the horizontal line of a demi cup combined with underwire structure will give you lift and expose what gravity has little hold upon.

If your ultimate goal is overall volume, leave the bralette and balonette in the top drawer and pull out your push up bra. Auntie is now smiling. And it’s true the plunge on the Lucia Bra with an immediate seam between the cups creates maximum volume and decollete. And if you feel like your bust is disproportionate to your hip line this may be particularly helpful for you.

Now, what to put on top of your bra? Your optimum option is actually full coverage. This isn’t the same as hiding. The fabrics should still make contact with your form. What a high neckline creates is an uninterrupted line of your ethereal body bends. Which is far more tempting than gaping overexposure. Try boat necks, crew necks, turtle necks, basically aim for the vicinity of your neck.

My nymphets, embrace your dainty femininity. And may I suggest indulging in some virtual shopping at Lula Lu, which specializes in petite lingerie.

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