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Salt Lake City Fashion Stylist

Naughty List: Furry

While Santa can swing dressing in fur from his head to his foot, the pelted trend has released several impractical applications of fuzzy wuzzies.

Examples follow below:

For chilly ankles & heels

Or nippy knees

And of course, cold, hard cash
Acceptable Alternatives:

Moderately applied in areas of critical incandescence
An accessory with a credibly fleecy benefit
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Naughty List: Jumpsuits & Rompers

Christmas fashion improprieties continue with yet another fashion trend that should be left to persons without a full set of permanent teeth.  
Today we sentence the adult onesie with just two critical counts:
  1. This fashion is entirely dysfunctional.  Without the convenience of a diaper, a onesie defeats expeditious elimination.
  2. What is adorable on a cherubic, pre-pubescent body, becomes utterly deplorable once anatomical personals and eccentricities have grown in.
Below are a few examples:

One can applaud the functional addition of a front zipper, but must proceed to ask what will be kept in the pockets
The semi-sheer back view is even more unfortunate as it includes a hood and no trap door

Toddler couture in size 25T for just over $150
Acceptable (but not necessarily applaudable) Alternatives:

A more modest cut mimics a blouse and high-waisted trousers, however, I’m not sure you wouldn’t appreciate the functionality and versatility of a separate blouse and trouser even more
A little short for my taste, but at least it doesn’t cling to every imaginable feature

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