While we’re on the topic of baby boys and femininty, I’d like to initiate a discussion around newborn beauty.
When your diapers smell like fresh baked bread and your vomit could be bottled as cuddly cologne, an unfair advantage has already been set. But isn’t your desirability all the more reason to pamper you with baby spa treatments. Ideas follow below:
1) Hair & Scalp Treatment
Selsun Blue for Cradle Cap, massage a tiny dot into baby’s soft scalp to clear up any flakies in their diminutive down.
2) Facial
Mix one part vinegar with ten parts water and apply it to a cotton ball to gently combat baby acne.
3) Manicure & Pedicure
Not only are you less likely to nip those wiggly digits with the agility of baby scissors, but Tweezerman Baby Scissors have a lifetime guarantee, anytime they become dull, mail them in to Tweezerman for free sharpening.
4) Sinus Salve
There’s a better place then your shoulder for the nasal results of teething and internalized bacteria. Start with a double spray of saline and finish with the theoretically distasteful yet in practice efficient Nosefrida Snot Sucker.
There’s a better place then your shoulder for the nasal results of teething and internalized bacteria. Start with a double spray of saline and finish with the theoretically distasteful yet in practice efficient Nosefrida Snot Sucker.
5) Moisturizing Massage
Whether you’re combating baby exzema or just some cold weather dry skin, this rich ointment is your best bet.
Whether you’re combating baby exzema or just some cold weather dry skin, this rich ointment is your best bet.
What’s your favorite Baby Spa Treatment?
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