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Baby Spa


While we’re on the topic of baby boys and femininty, I’d like to initiate a discussion around newborn beauty.
When your diapers smell like fresh baked bread and your vomit could be bottled as cuddly cologne, an unfair advantage has already been set.  But isn’t your desirability all the more reason to pamper you with baby spa treatments.  Ideas follow below:

1) Hair & Scalp Treatment
Selsun Blue for Cradle Cap, massage a tiny dot into baby’s soft scalp to clear up any flakies in their diminutive down.
2) Facial
Mix one part vinegar with ten parts water and apply it to a cotton ball to gently combat baby acne.

3) Manicure & Pedicure
Not only are you less likely to nip those wiggly digits with the agility of baby scissors, but Tweezerman Baby Scissors have a lifetime guarantee, anytime they become dull, mail them in to Tweezerman for free sharpening.

Tweezerman Baby Scissors
4) Sinus Salve
There’s a better place then your shoulder for the nasal results of teething and internalized bacteria.  Start with a double spray of saline and finish with the theoretically distasteful yet in practice efficient Nosefrida Snot Sucker.
Simply Saline
Nosefrida Aspirator

5) Moisturizing Massage
Whether you’re combating baby exzema or just some cold weather dry skin, this rich ointment is your best bet.
Baby Aquaphor
What’s your favorite Baby Spa Treatment?
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posted Filed Under: Beauty, Children's Fashion

Boy Frocks Continued

Perhaps you can elicit the memory of one controversial discussion regarding boy frocks in the Bagley househould?  Well the drama ensues with the following digital trail:


From the keys of one Reachel Bagley:

Mr. Bagley, in preparation for the ceremonial naming and blessing of our 2010 edition infant (petal soft cheeks, tiny hands, makes dove sounds at night), I have acquired the consummate costume.  Please review and confirm. 


From the keys of one Andrew Bagley:

“I ran it through the masculine meter and it came up certified fairy.  On a positive note, I think it would be just the outfit to wear if Levi gets invited to a Salem witch trial or a crochet club.”

Please advise via comments

postscript: please excuse the virtual dust of late, I am busily yet indecisively remodeling the Empire to better accommodate its citizens.  Feedback is welcome.
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posted Filed Under: Children's Fashion

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