Did I mention I’m heading back to school?  You should join me.  I’ll give you 5 Reasons to Register for Wardrobe Strategies at MCC taught by yours truly:

1. Upon completion, you can wage battle against Crocs, UGG Boots, Bedazzled Denim, or whatever else your fashion aesthetic demands.
2. TEC 245 counts toward an Image Consulting certificate. Said certificate would look very smart framed in a gilded gold frame in your personal styling office.
3. A Monday evening dedicated to dressing up makes a lovely elective, perfectly accenting classes like biochemistry.
4. I will teach you everything I know and a few things I don’t. My goal is to glory in your future success.
5. You’ll be prepared to make the world a prettier place

Spread the word to your collegiate fashion smarties. Registration closes, and classes start, Monday, September 12th.

illustrations from my textbook by Beth Allen

That’s right the 6th reason to register? You’ll get a first edition of my textbook, and this class is the only place you can get it for now.