If your taste for lady egg exposure lies closer to Victorian rather than Elizabethan standards, this message is for you. Perhaps the skin two handbreadths from the base of your neck morally reddens with bashful manifestation or perhaps you care not to reveal the previously smooth valley which age has begun to furrow.
As an admitted bashful bosom, you are no doubt skilled in the application of the neckline rising power of a camisole. But why not try a solution that includes built-in propriety?
Shabby Apple is a modest Camelot, home of treasures like the 90 Words Per Minute Secretary Dress. Let us admire each facet of this gem.
1. Neckline. Tying the neckline around the literal neck, keeps the entire bust and all that leads up to it divinely sequestered.
2. Sizing. While this frock is labeled “generously sized,” I found the size smaller I ordered to be just a bit snug. I believe the draping would be more flattering if ordered in the traditional size.
3. Seasonality: This light-weight jersey is the perfect weight for a spring or summer day-dress. If you want to transition this piece into fall and winter, I recommend pairing it with a pair of embellished stockings and a sweater vest or core-warming cardigan. And let that playful little neck-tie peak out. With its ability to layer or stand-alone, the 90-Words Per Minute Secretary Dress could quickly become an all-season favorite.
4. Elementals. The rouching on the sides helps the dress to drape smoothly over shapely hips, however, given the overly cozy size I selected, it created a few unsightly lines across my generous bottom. Pick the right size, and this will not happen to you.
Does your closet need one of these too?
Then, click on over to Shabby Apple’s Blog and find a promotional code cloaked like your sweater puppies, and redeemable on any Shabby Apple dress (see some of my high-necked favorites below).
Or you can enter up to two times for a chance to win your own Shabby Apple 90 Words Per Minute Dress.
Way to Win 1: Visit Shabby Apple’s Blog, become a follower, and leave a confirming comment on their blogpost with the hidden promotional code.
Way to Win 2: Visit the Shabby Apple Store, and leave a comment on this Cardigan Empire post detailing your favorite dress, and why you think it would suit your body type.
The winner of Shy Décolletage Bosom Friend will be selected on Friday, October 9th. The winner gets to select a 90 Words Per Minute dress in her size of choice.
Debye says
I love how you paired that cardigan with the dress. I have quite a few Shabby Apple Dresses but right now I have my eye on the Fifth Avenue, Polo (with a great belt) and the Upper east Side. I am tall with a linear figure and think these will work well to give me a waist!
Lisita says
The Nantucket dress is one of my favorites!
Lisita says
Per your instructions I added myslef as a shabby apple follower but never saw a code.
Meghan Hein says
I love the Carousel dress!
Teresa says
I love the Beauty Mark dress! It’ll show off my small waist and is the perfect dress to dress up or down.
Jessica says
Love the Madison Ave!
Angie says
There are many Shabby Apple dresses that I love, but only a very few that I think would love ME with my soon-to-be postpartum, pear-shaped body! The Azure Coast dress might just fit the bill. I wouldn’t mind winning the 90 wpm dress though – it might look nice on me someday… or be a great gift!
Nicole says
Oh I totally LOVE Bon Voyage…trying to decide if it hugs the hips too much for my Pear shape though. Totally put the Ballerina in my cart. The ruching will be friendly to my waist and the A-line skirt will be kind to my hips and buttocks.:)
Janelle says
As a center, I do not find dresses that i love frequently. Especially while I’m nursing. However, I think the empire waistline on the yorkshire dress would skim rather than hug my center.
Dina says
I love the “trapeze” dress, I think the tight waist and full skirt would be good for my thighs.
Natalie says
Upper East Side has been in my shopping cart ever since I saw the picture of nienie in it. I want the red shoes and tights too! 🙂
Christina says
I love fifth ave! I think the high waisted skirt look would be flattering on my body. And it looks so classy and elegant.
jenjen says
Shabby Apple has the most wonderful dresses. My favorite is the Madison Avenue. Oh how I covet that dress.
I saw your mom tonight and she told me the good news. So excited for you!
XOXO
Jen
Aileen says
I’ve been eyeballing that Fifth Avenue dress since giraffes were considered “short people” It would work great to camouflage the decolletage and hide my latin lover hips:)
(me)linda says
I’ve never owned a little black dress. I’m in love with Antiquated. Lovely and feminine.
Aileen says
You know I was thinking why not give the girl from Manhattan the “Fifth Avenue dress?” It makes logical sense.
Christa says
I’ve been eying the Fifth Avenue dress for quite a few weeks and I think I’ll be purchasing it soon. I know it would flatter my figure because of the night waist skirt and the pattern would camouflage any lumpys that may show throw, the neckline is beyond classic and I am a bit upper arm shy and the 3/4 sleeve is calling my name…nay, screaming it.
Michele says
My heart is set on the Ballerina, Upper East Side, and now that you’ve said the 90 minute dress fits bottom curvy ladies, I’m set on that one too!
Sara says
Where is the Shabby Apple size chart? I could not find it!!!
Caitlin says
I love the Duck Beach Dress. I think the ribbon bow would emphasize my small waist, while the a-line fit would flatter my lower figure. Plus, I look really good in red!
Leslie says
hey everyone! you can WIN THE 90 WPM dress on my blog this week! come on over!
Michelle says
Oooohhhh. I’m absolutely LOVING the 5th Avenue!
Nikki says
I love the Upper East Side dress. The 3/4 sleeves would hide me shy arms and the stunning color would make my eyes pop.
Anna says
Wow, I love almost every dress at Shabby Apple, but the dramatic collar on the Mary Jane Watson dress is AMAZING!
Rachel says
The Fifth Avenue is my favorite…I’ll just have to bend the budget this month to buy it.
I’d much rather have the dress than a nice dinner out 🙂
Rocketgirl says
ooo, I’d love the 90wpm dress! I finally bought my first Shabby Apple dress and I’m waiting for it in the mail. It’s the Antiquated dress, and I think it’ll be my dress because it’s basic black (I’m alll about basics) and it travels well (I’m alll about the travelling!)
Bryan and Nea says
LOVE them all. How do I choose just one? The Trapeze would be one of my faves.
Linnea
Shorty says
I would love to win the 90 words per minute dress b/c I can type that fast! : ) Seriously tho, I’m a Shabby Apple fan and have shopped from there in the past. They are great to work with and have so many beautiful styles to choose from. I would love, love, love to add this dress to my collection! Thanks for the opportunity to win!
Jaime says
I added myself to follow Shabby Apple on Twitter, but couldn’t find the place to follow their blog? Does this count??? PLEASE, let it count! 🙂
Jenny Rebecca says
My favorite is the Marseilles dress! I think it would be flattering because the tie would give me a nice waist while the skirt would be flattering over my hips. I’m guessing it’d have a little bit more 50’s look on me…
I’m loving the look of the 90wpm dress in your post too!
Jaime says
I am in love with Beauty Mark, the black bow dress. That pleated bottom is adorable.
Lindsey Hoffmann says
I love the Ferris Wheel Dress. I think it would accentuate my waist and take the eye away from my hips and chest. Plus the colors are good for a blonde!
Melissa {is•ly} says
I’ve been eyeing the 5th ave dress for the last 4 months. I love it. My mom has used Shabby Apple dresses for bridesmaid dresses with my brother’s and my sister’s weddings. I only wish they had been around for mine.
Mary says
I love the Sunday Afternoon dress – the pleated waist is perfect for my body type. I always have a hard time with dresses – without a defined waist, they drape over me like a gint t-shirt or sweater. Thanks for hosting such a great giveaway!
amerikasweetness says
Well, I’m following Appple a Day’s blogs now and from taking your wonderful class… I learned that I’m a bottom figure so this specific dress would be great for my body type because the sleeves sorta puff out to even out the hip area to balance everything out. Also, the dress looks like it’s a “A” line shape which is also great with balancing and the bow near the neckline draws your attention up rather then down. AND the blue would be perfect for my skin tone! According to my color charts. 🙂
Meghan says
I’ve been eyeing several Shabby Apple dresses, but didn’t realize they had a blog! I absolutely love their dresses because they are stylish, refined, ladylike and very sexy in that they leave some things to the imagination.
I’m currently infatuated with the Moss and Ivy dress, but I think the Storm dress would flatter my very curvy and very petite hourglass more, with it’s lovely cap sleeves, v-neck and tie belt at the waist.
Nama says
I love the Coney Island dress. As I lack in the torso department, empire waist dresses do wonders for my stunted torso and make me look long and lean.
mindy says
I LOVE 5th avenue!! This dress would make me appear taller with a nice pair of heels.
Karen says
My hubby was just called to the MTC in a Branch Presidency which means I go too. BUT now all my skirts and dresses must be midcalf length! I have been dying to find suitable attire that is not made of polyester! HELP ME! The Olive Tuxedo Dress would be PERFECT. Embellishments on my meager upper half and beautiful straight lines flowing effortlessly over my not so meager lower figure. Perfect to pair with a jacket or cardigan for my name tag. OOOOOHhhh I need this dress.
Kath says
Love, love, love the Antiquated dress! So chic!
Your cardigan is adorable. Where did you find that gem?
mindy says
I follow Shabby Apple via Bloglines!
Rose says
I absolutel love both the Fifth Avenue Dress and the Carousel Dress…. adorable, adorable, adorable and delightfully figure-flattering! Both look so put-together and GORGEOUS… and both are on my wish list! 🙂
Holly says
I love the Antiquated dress. I love how it draws attention to a smaller waist and torso and away from the hips (yes, I am a pear!).
Laura says
I love the Ballerina dress. The neckline would flatter my upper half while the cut of the skirt would “hide” the excess of my lower half.
Cathie says
I love love love the Lincoln Center dress. Cute, without the need for a camisole (oh, how I’m tired of camisoles!). Flattering a-line skirt, interesting off-center buttons that perhaps don’t gap as much? It’s just adorable.
TheMoncurs says
I’m going to have to go with the teal Odyssey maternity dress. Thanks to babies my figure is ever changing and I’m not sure what will flatter me after this one is born in April, but I do look very lovely in teal.
The Jongejans says
I never thought to do the cardigan with that dress – beautiful! I’d love the Elizabeth 1 dress….perfect little black dress.
Megan says
I love the Some Like It Hot dress! Wrap dresses are definitely my friend, and I love the color.
Adri says
I have been eying the fifth ave dress for a while! I love the silhouette and I think it would go well with my hourglass figure.
Cassidy says
I LOVE their dresses, wish I had known about the site when I was pregnant! maybe next time. I heart the Carousel dress. The straight a line skirt always seems to work well on my body.
Ashley Elizabeth says
I love the Carnival. I’m long and linear and the skirt has great lines.
Emma says
I’m from the UK, and had never heard of this company before. The dresses look incredible, and really great value for money. I love the Azure Coast, wrap dresses really flatter me and (according to your previous posts) teal is one of ‘my colours’. Brilliant.
Christa says
I’m a follower over at Shabby Apple…and I’m SO glad, I had no idea they had a blog!
Emma says
I’m a big fan of the Madison Avenue Dress!
Reachel Bagley, Stylist says
Lisita, take another look, the code should be available to you now.
The Wooden Spool says
I love the Carousel dress soooo much! Well, I love them all…..I check out their website almost daily! Peeking for a sale or something! 🙂
Laurie~
Reachel Bagley, Stylist says
Sara,
Here is a link to the sizing guide: http://www.shabbyapple.com/fitGuide.html
Reachel Bagley, Stylist says
Jaime, your twitter definitely counts.
Michelle says
I love the Coney Island dress. The empire waist would flatter my apple figure and look great in that shade of red. This is such a great giveaway! I love the 90 words dress too!
the weird neills says
My issue is that I am an apple– but tend to like the clothes of every other bodytype but mine, LOL. I love everything in the fifth ave dress, but would probably look like a pregnant giraffe (even though I am not pregnant).–I guess I need to get a lookbook or online shopping appt to redo my wardrobe. =)
Anyway, of the ones best suited to my apple shape, I like the Yorkshire dress. I think I am warm so I look good in brown.
Stefanie says
I love Shabby Apple’s Marseilles dress. I’m on the tall side and have trouble these days finding dresses long enough to cover enough thigh. This one fits the bill. And the stripes and waist tie would help distract from my “baby belly” (harder to get rid of after boy #3).
Michelle says
I love, love, love the Mary Jane Watson dress. As well as the Fifth Avenue dress. AND the Ballerina. And! the 90wpm dress. Ahhh so many to choose from, so many to love.
natalie says
I heart Shabby Apple! I just bought the ballerina dress to wear to a wedding. I showed up matching the bride maids to a T (pearls and everything). It was so embarrassing!
I love the carousel dress, the fabric is so dreamy.
sarahlynn says
How to choose just one???
My fave would have to be Bon Voyage. I’m on the curvier side with a small waist and I think it would fit beautifully. I love how it says “fits generously.” That’s great for hourglass figures if we need to nip in the waist but have a hard time finding something that fits the hips and bust.
Catherine Agnes says
I LOVE the Tuxedo IV dress. The ruffles down the front would flatter my figure and I love the elegance of the cut.
seemommysew says
Well I love the Five to Nine dress, but I don’t think it would flatter my poochy, baby tummy. 🙁 So for a dress I both love and would be flattering, I’m going to with the Jackie O dress.
MelancholySmile says
I have the Fifth Ave dress and it’s wonderful! It makes me look tall and accentuates my waist. I’d love to try the Madison Ave dress!
Aubrey says
The Olive Tuxedo dress would be fabulous. I love the color and the tiny belt and the length. Just love it all!
kara jayne says
choosing a favorite dress from shabby apple is like choosing a favorite kid!! Okay…not that dramatic, but I love all of their stuff. I love the marseilles, and the 5 to 9 a lot.
dlswoboda says
I think I love the ballerina dress. Good for my pear-ness.
Mia says
Shabby Apple makes me wish I had a shopping addiction, and money. I once thought I had an hour glass figure but let’s be honest, I’ve been petite since day one and the Olive Tuxedo dress stood out to me. Besides the shape to help my small figure feel modest but still attract attention, the beautiful color will help my green eyes pop.
Becky says
Oooh, such cool collections! I pick the Nantucket. If I were 21 again I would go with Ferris Wheel.
Molly says
The Coney Island dress is my current favorite
Natalie | The Bobby Pin says
I own three Shabby Apple dresses, including the 9 to 5, which is similar.
But in true Cardigan Empire style, I don’t wear it too often because it is starting to pill and not look so sharp. But it is still one of my faves and I would love to replace it!
I am currently crushing on the cats cradle!
berrygirl--Jaime says
I love Shabby Apple and was so happy to find beautiful, modest dresses. I own two of them: Madison Ave. and Ballerina. I would love the Sunday Afternoon dress and think it would look great on my apple shaped body because it defines and flatters a waistline. I love the dresses and love how their are so many that flatter. Shabby Apples customer service is great too. I have emailed them with questions and always get a nice and helpful response.
Heather says
I actually just purchased Fifth Avenue thinking it’d be perfect for my hourglass, but sadly the way it puckered at the neckline was all wrong for my narrower shoulders. For its replacement, I was hoping the Jody Maxman dress would be a better fit with the way the belt nips the waist.
Beth says
I like the coney island dress as far as the regular size dresses go- I don’t have anything like it, and I am pretty sure that is one of my colors. I like the sicily dress from the maternity section. It is simple and I don’t like fru fru when big and round. 🙂
danielle says
I love the carousel dress…the fabric, the color and the A-line cut works for my long torso, which is hard to attire.
Michelle says
I love them all and I’ve actually had my eye the 90 Words Per Minute for a while now. It’s a great color on me and I’m thinking it would be just right on my new curves–I’ve lost about 30 pounds this year. I also love anything with a belt–I’m just hair away from being an hourglass (I lean less than an inch towards lower), and I love the way belted dresses look on my curves. I’m loving Mary Jane Watson for that reason.
Erica says
I love the Jody Maxman. The fun ruffles on the bodice add interest to an area that is completely uninteresting on me. Hooray for ruffles on the boobless!!
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Rachel says
I am in LOVE with the Tuxedo IV dress. It’s so perfect and I think the buttons down the front would be ideal for nursing!
Sarra Eaton says
I love Cat’s Cradle ( I own it, lucky me), but I really want 16 Candles someday. I follow.
Angela says
Slate has been one of those dresses I just wish to have!
SewsCute says
The Yorkshire dress is my favorite. I have had my eye on it for awhile now. I love how the empire waist hides my “had a few babies” tummy. Plus it isn’t too long for my 5 foot frame!
LAURA says
I love the tuxedo dress and the Fifth Avenue dress.
Kara says
I love how versatile the 90 words per minute dress is!!
Kate says
How can I choose a favorite Shabby Apple dress? For now I really have my mind on that 90 wpm dress! I think it would draw attention to my blue eyes (and away from my ample bosom) while accentuating my curves in all of the right places. I’ve got some cardigans I’d like to try over it this Fall. Thank you for the great blog and the info on Shabby Apple!
XOXO
Sarah says
I love the Bon Voyage and Cat’s Cradle dresses! So stinkin’ cute!
6p00d8341c891153ef says
I love the washington square park dress. I like thet it pulls in at the waist before flaring back out to mask a pear’s hips
Lindsay Willman says
Lovely giveaway. I’m a fan of the Nantucket Wrap Dress.
Datura Rose says
My favorite dresses are the Carnival and Martha’s Vineyard because I like the waists on them.
Emily says
All of their dresses are so great, I’m having a hard time choosing one! I love the Coney Island and Upper East Side in that brilliant blue. And the Yorkshire would be perfect with my new brown boots all winter long. All A line to be sweet to my hips. 🙂
Parkside View says
Rosie the Riveter was the dress that I liked that fell into my body-type category, but I like the Avenues (Madison and Fifth)
MandyFace says
Washington Square Park and I could be best friends. Love the longer arm coverage + perfect waist cinch = loooove!
Allison Hansen says
The olive tuxedo dress WILL be mine!
mommyc says
Love the Slate dress.
Mollie says
I love the Fifth Avenue dress! I think that high waisted looks good on me, because it makes my legs look longer than they really are!
Lyndsay says
I am a follower!
Lyndsay says
I like the Sunday Afternoon dress, because I am nursing. It has lovely little buttons that keep everything under wraps when needed, and discretely allow access when baby says so. And it accentuates the waist to flatter my curves, flatter my thin ribcage, but hide any lingering baby weight.
Nora says
Oh my goodness! So many pretty dresses. But if I have to pick favorites, I’ll go with the Jackie O and the Nantucket. I’ve fallen in love with both.
(Apparently, you can take the girl out of New England, but you can’t take New England out of the girl.)
And as a shy-chested hourglass, I think they’d both suit me well.
Britt says
I LOVE the 24K dress…I need a non-black party dress like this; it’s gorgeous!
hand.pecked says
Oh I absolutely love Madfison Ave. The buttons, the houndstooth. So classy!
Whitney says
I just found your blog and love, love, love it! The Coney Island dress is one of my favorites. I love anything with a ruffle and think the empire waist is very flattering.
Jocelyn says
I love the Fifth Ave. dress! I’m not sure what my body type even is, but it sure is a gorgeous dress 🙂
Brittney says
I am so in love with “A Sunday Afternoon”
I think it will flatter my mythical curves 🙂
Manda says
I love the Yorkshire and Coney Island dresses. I need details at the top to detract from my bottom!
Jill says
I love Shabby Apple and there are so many dresses on the site that I adore. I would especially love the Fifth Ave dress. I think it would be very flattering and the giraffe print is fantastic!
Michelle says
I love the Antiquicated. It would look darling on me!
Bonnie and Clyde says
Cleopatra FOR SURE. I think it will help my tiny torso look longer. Love this dress!
dotti says
Oh the 90 Min. dress is just what I need to spice up this hot Fall we are having here in Texas. The neckline would so take away from my lovely backside!
Enter Here says
I really like the Daisy. For next Spring, of course. I have had my eye on the Daisy for awhile now. But the 90 WPM dress would be great too!
Amanda says
I won the 90 words per minute dress during the NieNie Auction and I love it! Its so flattering for my curves and I loved that I had to order a size down – I have never ever bought an xs before. I always get comments on it from people.
I dont need another one but just had to comment that it really is a great dress!
The dress that I caught my eye is the “Madison Avenue.” I adore the neckline and think that it would do great things for my hourglass waist. But the Lincoln Center looks pretty cute too…
Veronica says
I need the Upper East Side because the skirt would be good for my pear shape.
Lindsay says
I love the Aristocrat! My wardrobe is sadly lacking a little black dress, and it’s nice to see one that isn’t too “little.”
The Ferrin Family says
Vanderbilt is one of my favorites. It’s subtle yet has the feminine detail I love. It works great for us apples!
Ann says
LOOOVE the Buttoned-Up! The tuxedo look is very becoming on my less-than-ample bosom! :o)
Rachael says
I think this blue secretary dress is interesting. It’s very cute, but I wonder about the pleats on the sides. How would this type of dress look on a triangle? This dress may go terribly wrong on the wrong body type.
A dress I really like that might look good on a triangle would be the Carousel dress. Empire waists tend to minimize the hips…
dubya says
That Tiery Eyed or Red Delicious needs to get into my closet STAT!!!! I <3 shabby apple! you can’t go wrong with their dresses! At least I never have before!
dubya says
That Tiery Eyed or Red Delicious needs to get into my closet STAT!!!! I <3 shabby apple! you can’t go wrong with their dresses! At least I never have before!
Hilary says
I can’t decide I love the I’Ety – I think the lines would help with creating a more vertical appearance for those of us in the peite world, as well as emphasizing my waist. The otherthat I love is the Fifth Ave – I just can’t take my eyes off of it, I love the neck line, and the sleves, as well as the emphasis that the white could give to the upper torso, while the pattern could smooth out some of the new shaping from two children. Oh how I love them.
Sweet Disorder Photography and Design says
I love their dresses- in pictures! They just don’t make ones to fit my chest, unfortunately. They look super cute for the slightly smaller chested girl, though! I wish they made ones that would fit me better! I may have to enter their design contest to design one that would fit me- so they’ll make it. 🙂
kickpleat says
I already have the Midtown dress which fits like a dream! So my next dream dress would have to be the Jackie O’.